Sunday, November 26, 2006

10 Things to Say When On 'Countdown'

1. can i have a 'p' please bob ?
2) is that real ? (tugging on Des' moustache with your teeth)
3). im dyslexic and i have a doctors note, so can i have extra time please?
4) Des, see the world cup?
5) when do we have the bush tucker trial ?
6) when Carol says the numbers out, immediately say 'raise' after every number
7) this is boring, let's put some REAL money on this
8) I'm All In !
9). why dont you bring that nice Richard Whiteley back?
10) (sitting cross-armed for half an hour staring at the ceiling) - "I think you'll find that WANKDOGS is a valid word"

1 Comments:

Blogger John Everyman said...

Inside a broken clock, splashing the wine with all the wankdogs
Taxi, we'd rather walk, huddle a doorway with the wankdogs
For I am a wankdog, too

10:38 AM  

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